Hi all! In this video I am wearing a burgundy dress, black tights, and purple patent high heels. My assistant is the lovely MessyJo (CD) who trashes me with all the items from my "what haven't I sploshed with yet?" thread on the Splosh forum.

The messy items were: bread sauce, tartare sauce, beef paste, bovril, vegan custard, soggy teabags, beetroot puree, spinach puree, melon, garlic puree, thai fish sauce, parsley sauce, tzatziki, taramasalata, ruby port, haggis, mushed up sardines, anchovies and pesto. Unfortunately a few items were missing that I couldn't get hold of in time for filming--natto, xanthan gum, and polenta.

MessyJo covers me in the items, and some I rub all over myself, i fill my dress with all the mess and fill my bra with the soggy teabags before breaking them up and smothering myself with the soggy tea leaves. MessyJo fills one shoe with taramasalata, and the other with tzatziki and i squish them on to my tights feet, and walk around in them squelching about. Then i take the shoes off and rub my feet in the mess. MessyJo covers my bum in spinach puree and i rub it in. I also get down into the mess and scoop it up to sit in it, and rub the collected mess all over myself.