Ivy is the latest of our models to receive a lovely shiny shorts outfit from one of my very best customers.

Ivy says she can't believe how stupid some models are. She's heard about how loads of them have managed to end up with their lovely shiny outfits... and themselves... covered in pie. How undignified... how stupid... she would have loved to have seen it... it would have been hilarious.

Those girls would have looked so stupid covered in pie and mess... their sexy shiny shorts ruined. She says she's far too clever... far too pretty and special, to allow herself to be covered in pies and gunge. "There's no way... I am far too smart to be tricked." But our customer is smarter than she thinks A courier arrives with a letter "Dear Little Miss Ivy Thanks for agreeing to take the 'all white on the night' charity challenge This sponsored charity event you've agreed to take part in is all about ruining a lovely white outfit via several forfeits. We've posted on twitter /instagram etc what a great sport you are, destroying your clothes for such a great cause, and the pledges are rolling in. We can't thank you enough, Little Miss Ivy."

Ivy can't see a way out... She knows she never signed up to this, but she can't tell the charity she's not doing the challenge, she would look so mean and no-one would believe she never agreed... She realises she has no choice. She takes: :a bucket of porridge over the head (my beautiful hairdo!) pie to the bottom pie to the face beans over the outfit soup over the head a gunging in the gunge tank (No... not the gunge... surely I've done enough).

Her outfit, hair and make-up are completely ruined and she is totally covered. At the end she laments her disparaging of the other models and realises she has joined the long list of models tricked into ruining a gorgeous new shiny shorts outfit she tells the customer "one day we are all going to get together... Lauren. Louise, Belle, Kacie, Satine, Honour, Faye, Amber, Michelle... all of us... and go round to see you... and then you will really get it good"